Izzy: Ohh, I'm SO ordering this one!
Mathilda: What are you ordering now?
Izzy: This hair dye!
Mathilda: Uhm... are you sure those products are safe? I've never heard of "So'Real" before...
Izzy: pfft, of course it's safe. It says so right here "So'Real is totally real and totally safe..."
Mathilda: Mhm, sounds "totally legit". Just make sure you don't get scammed, Izzy.
Izzy: Look, see? I'm getting this one.
Mathilda: Oh dear, that skull and bones pic is definitely assuring
Izzy: *click* *click* And... ordered!
Mathilda: Are you absolutely sure you want this stuff in your hair?
Izzy: A little less conversation, a little more action.
Mathilda: ...because it actually doesn't look all that safe.
Mathilda: OK, here goes...
Mathilda: Ugh, this stuff smells really weird.
Izzy: You smell really weird.
Izzy: Are we almost done? I'm going to fall asleep soon.
Mathilda: Maybe fumes from this hair colour are making you sleepy.
Izzy: *yawn* doubt it.
Mathilda: Ta-daa! All ready now!
Izzy: ZzzZzzzzz...
Mathilda: Oh, you fell asleep after all. I'll wake you up in 30 minutes.
Izzy: zZZzzzz...
Mathilda: Alright, rise and shine.
Izzy: *mumble*
Mathilda: Let's see how it turned out.
Izzy: *sleepy mumble*
Izzy: Ack!
Mathilda: Oh no! What happened???
Izzy: Why is my hair falling out?! Nice colour though!
Mathilda: Oh my, oh my... Let's see if there's anything left...
Izzy: What do you mean "if there's anything left"??? D:
Mathilda: It's kind of ok... looks fluffy and red
Izzy: Aaaaack!!! My life is ruined forever!!! I'll have to live in a cave and never see daylight again - not that I like daylight...
Mathilda: Oh Izzy, stop being so dramatic. I'm sure we can figure something out.
Mathilda: In fact, I do have an idea.
Izzy: *blank stare*
Mathilda: Alright ready?
Izzy: *pouty mumble*
Mathilda: Ta-daa!
Izzy: What did you do? D:
Mathilda: See? You're so festive now! :D
Izzy: ...
Izzy: I look like a freaking troll.
Mathilda: Oh, cheer up! Let's go have a cup of tea.
Mathilda: "And they lived happily ever after..."
Sofia: They did? Really?
Mathilda: Mhm, of course. It says so in the book.
Sofia: Psst, Mathilda, is Izzy an elf or Father Christmas?
Mathilda: Oh uhm...
Izzy: Ho, ho, ho...
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